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oneeyeddog
1,First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have SEX (more than once but less than 10)

2.Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)

3. Add 5

4,Multiply it by 50 -- I'll wait while you get the calculator

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1759 ..
If you haven't, add 1758.

6,Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

The first digit of this was your original number
(i.e., how many times you want to have SEX each week).
The next two numbers are

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it is!!!!!)
firebase
I'll be damned! lmao.gif
globemaster
it worked for me
Remnant
Now it won't matter how many times I want sex per week, my age is always just right lmao.gif
firster555
Yes, it worked. But will it work with other factors such as not how many TIMES you want it but Where, When, Who, Why and How?
angelbaby
QUOTE (firster555 @ Apr 29 2009, 11:06 AM) *
Yes, it worked. But will it work with other factors such as not how many TIMES you want it but Where, When, Who, Why and How?

how? blink.gif lmao.gif lmao.gif
firster555
QUOTE (angelbaby @ Apr 30 2009, 01:17 PM) *
how? blink.gif lmao.gif lmao.gif



Now I say that HOW with a life long unblemished record of heterosexuality lmao.gif
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